Done the whole “It’s three weeks until my birthday… it’s two weeks until my birthday… my birthday is next week… guess who turns 40 tomorrow” thing. Not even a ‘happy birthday’. M’Lynn Eatenton's Monologue from Steel Magnolias including context, text and video example. Sorry your birthday (and your 40th at that) was not so great. CB…I tell no one it’s my birthyday except for one or two friends..and plan something with them…cause I don’t want a big thing. Well, I guess that wouldn’t be happening either if I hadn’t pressed a dozen or so of my closest into crossing international borders and coming to Paris to celebrate the wonder of me. Now with hotties like Anderson Cooper (42) the sky is the limit. What did I want? "Sixteen Candles" is highly regarded by many as one of the best 80s Rom-Coms, but it contains multiple themes of racism, sexism, ableism, and classism that, quite frankly, aren’t funny 1. SONGS. Two separate collections of monologues comprised of 50 monologues for girls and 50 monologues for guys. The Inner Sanctum mysteries could have done the trick—the franchise was based on a popular radio show and came with a built-in audience. Atleast it doesn’t fall on the day after Christmas like mine! But, I did have a nice B-day dinner (Mexican) with the Evilganome. I got nothing this year. But a bunch of her problems would be solved if she wished for what every sixteen-year-old needs: some self-confidence. For kind of a ‘big number’ birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. November 30, 2020 November 30, 2020 Joseph Arnone Family Drama 1 Act Play: Them Candles, Teen Drama Play: Them Candles by Joseph Arnone, Teen Monologue from One Act Plays, Teen Monologues from Drama Plays, Teenage Monologues from 1 Act Plays Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Scriptwriting; The Breakfast Club Script PDF: Plot, Monologues, and Scene Analysis. Somewhere, way out there, in an undisclosed location, maybe, Anthony Michael Hall's ears are burning. I will add it. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Learn List of Songs. Directed by John Hughes. Buehller?? At least this way I actually get a party. Add scene description. After the success of The Wolf Man, Chaney became Universal’s go-to monster—he needed a break from the make-up chair as much as he longed for a more conventional leading man’s role. Titles for girls include: The Runaway, The Betrayal, Love at First Sight, Sixteen Candles, A Central Park Moon, Talking to Myself, Our First Kiss, and more All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. At least this way I actually get a… And taking the day off and then having to come back in for the rest of the week would just make the sucking that much more vivid. I posted on facebook that I was going to be at a certain saloon in NYC at 5:30 so people could stop by on their way to the theater (many of my friends are Broadway ushers) and nobody showed up. It’s not like I wanted a surprise birthday breakfast and a huge party with tons of friends, a pink Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it, and a really hot guy like you meet in France and you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes. Here’s what I really wanted for my birthday: Yes, Jake Ryan would have been a nice birthday treat. Smooch! Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? I feel that if you have to constantly poke and prod people into remembering your birthday, then any sort of recognition on the day feels rather forced. Heck, I even got bagels on my birthday SIX DAYS after I hired in! So I think I'm going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. So I get to save two fifty on a bottle of Juniper Breeze Antibacteria Gel. But to be fair, he’s dealing with the recent passing of my uncle, so it’s sort of understandable. Now buck up and go slime yourself for me:) I had to go out and buy my own birthday cake. happy belated sweetie!!! Written and directed by John Hughes. Unless you have a “Wonderful Life” or “Christmas Carol” kind of epiphany of sorts and en-masse a ton of friends who hang on your every word. Having a birthday on a Wednesday really sucks as well. When Mike is accused of hitting his younger sister. Type: Comediceval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_1',156,'0','0'])); Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. Happy belated 40th! Oops. We will go have dinner, a movie, and celebrate our birthdays. The Breakfast Club Script Takeaway #1 The Breakfast Club Quotes. On the lighter side, at least you didn’t have to put up with the whole “OMG 40 means you’re going to die someday!” black balloon, Depends for gifts, kind of thing. The different situations, styles, and voices make it easy for actors to find a monologue they can relate to. OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? Y’all need to be getting over yourself right now! I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. As it was, I had a bagel sandwich and watched HGTV until Kyle brought over some chocolate mousse and we played some Wii. Yesterday was my birthday too. Maybe chivalry isn’t dead, but it’s in a coma and the prognosis isn’t good. Sam is unhappy with her body. My mother, of course, remembered my birthday. At least you are consistent with having crappy milestone birthdays. But that really isn’t my style. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. CB. Sorry I forgot your birthday. High quality Sixteen Candles gifts and merchandise. I know how it feels…I got ignored for my 50th. Love of the Common People (Extended Version) Paul Young. At least your boobies are full grown now! Pity parties kinda suck, you deserved much better for your 40th. With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. No cake. Kaitlyn Anderson: Actor, Extra and Model - Queensland, Australia Dont think I even have it on my Facebook calendar. Sixteen Candles’ Jake Ryan is the dream boy of the 1980s. But no. Having my 40th birthday not forgotten would also have been kinda nice. I would have seen to THAT! Sure they would have had to force me to go because I was having a fairly miserable day, but at least then I would have known people cared enough to try to make it somewhat memorable for me. I would even have gladly accepted the consolation prize of being felt up by a grandparent and having a weird chinese guy named after a duck’s dork call me “hot stuff”. Happy 40th, Mister! Relevance. I feel your pain. 1 Answer. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. And for the third party in September? advertisement. I need a Molly Ringwald monologue!? Is it too late for you to come here/me to come there and let me shower you with attention and birthday treats? But even so, I send you VIEWS. Voila! Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. happy happy 40th (you don’t look a day over 35!) A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. Buddy– Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in director John Hughes' 1984 teen classic, "Sixteen Candles." I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Take comfort in knowing that you share your birthday with Macaulay Culkin (though he turned 29). Watch: Ben Stiller, Jon Cryer, Billy Zane & Kyra Sedgwick Audition for ‘Back to the Future’, Your Range as an Actor May be More Important Than Specialization, Interview: Brad William Henke on ‘The Stand’, How He Prepares For a Role and Why He Likes Self-Tapes, Interview: Laurence Leboeuf on ‘Transplant’, Going to Medical Boot Camp and Why She Likes Being “Surprised” By Her Character, Gillian Jacobs on Not “Repeating Herself” and Finding a “Character’s Internal Logic”, Sarah Paulson on ‘Ratched’, Character Research and “Honoring” Louise Fletcher’s Performance. Small comfort, I know, after the fact but I truly hate that your birthday, especially your 40th, was not the day it should of been, expectations or know. Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. *** update: To be fair, Kyle DID try to get me out for dinner. On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club script—five people sit in a room and talk about their feelings—doesn’t exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. I remember when each of my parents turned 40. I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. I must admit the flowers from mom were an unexpected bright spot in my day. And earlier this year one of the accountants turned 40. Although given my luck, the table would’ve shattered under the weight and I’d have ended up “end up ” in the emergency room with shards of glass in my backside. I had no idea it was your birthday! Plus 24 more candles equals…? But I was very cranky, and didn’t make it very easy. That’s it. You can’t really go out and get blottoed because you still have to slog through two more days. Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. I got two cards and a handful of “happy birthdays”. Yesterday. Feb 13, 2020 - Explore Roger Anderson's board "anthony m hall" on Pinterest. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air 'cause he knows he got me. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Sixteen Candles. I need one that was preformed by her, I would prefer it to be from Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles. For those that did remember and wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much! Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. How’s a bro to adjust? So—if you are ever in NYC, let me know. Thanks! Anyone? How in the hell do people know it’s your birthday unless you are CONSTANTLY reminding them. Change ). It's no secret that "Spider-Man: Homecoming" intentionally harkens back to John Hughes' iconic teen movies of the 1980s, including "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles… 46m. I had no idea. Such an old, old man! And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. Sam is seen as very insecure and unsatisfied with her love life but eventually is able to attract the boy of her dreams, as we see them embrace, in … Well now the whole blogsphere knows, so get ready! The background is solid and opening monologue has many lines and they have been captured by the pop culture consciousness. Now it’s definitely bad. Or really even just a regular guy who thought enough of me to make me a cake and have me make a wish while we sat on a glass dining room table. Kajagoogoo (Main Title Song) • … But if I’m being totally honest (and it’s my pity party so I get to be) I guess I was expecting more. Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. Sorry your b-day wasn’t as cracked up to what it should have been. Unless you’re into the diaper thing….. if you lived in philly, you would NOT have been ignored, that’s for damn sure! I mean, you’re only like 20 hours away and I DO have a 3 day weekend….sigh…happy belated birthday handsome. What more do you want? god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. You big pussy CB. Wish I knew how I could make it better. It was written and directed by John Hughes in his directorial debut Plot. I worked hard to make sure that every living relative was in that room. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. For kind of a 'big number' birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. -Mark. Late birthday greetings. I did NOT know it was your birthday and i assure you, if I did I would have acknowledge it and if we lived even remotely near each other I would have offered to celebrate with you. For anything. Why should I care about work, you say? I expected more from a guy that, well comes across so sharp. Sam wants what every kid wants for their sixteenth birthday: a date, a car, and maybe some cake. Hey there Pity Party Patty. Answer Save. My boss did remember and gave me a nice birthday card. I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! Selections range from one to five minutes and include comedy, drama, and everything in between. And therefore rather disingenuous. From me and “Molly”. He’s also an accessory to date rape. 40 was great, 45 no so much. I started hating it when I was in my teens. After 14,610 days on this planet, it was treated basically the same as day 14,609. The '80s icon, of The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles fame, is presently the … Sixteen Candles Cast. Your FB info doesn’t list it, either. ( Log Out / Of course my father forgot my birthday entirely. Welcome to the glass-half-empty life. Oh and Happy Belated! The bright spot for me yesterday was finding out that Chris Pine shared my birthday. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. She sent me a nice present of chocolates and gift cards, and actually had flowers delivered to work for me. Happy 40th Buddy…I truly wish we lived closer to each other, so that I could help you celebrate the occasion…in style! Something. That’s sort of nice, isn’t it? Music playing in Mike's bedroom. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! Esquire - It's a common misunderstanding, but maybe Netflix should run with it and kick off the '80s Reboot Cinematic Universe. From anyone. To hell with everyone else. I turned 49. ( Log Out / Lots of my friends on facebook wished me well only because facebook reminds them that it was my birthday. Snowballed • AC/DC. Unlike other monologue collections where they are all about the same length and have a similar voice, these monologues have enough variety to challenge any skill level. We just had bagels last week for another birthday. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. ( Log Out / I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Love of the Common People • Paul Young. I’ll buy you a drink when you’re around Philly. Rambling Along In Life (With a Stern Point of View), Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore. Samantha "Sam" Baker (Molly Ringwald) Not-So-Sweet Sixteen. Anyway, I rang you and sang happy birthday in French. Baby, I had to work at making my birthday happen – do you think that fifty of my most fabulous friends all bearing gifts and alcohol actually turned up for my first fortieth party without me telling them it was my birthday? Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Home » Monologues » ‘Easy A’ (Olive): “Is chivalry dead?”. But, noone else in my family remembered either. Wishing you all those wishes and some hot man to give you your birthday spankings! Do you really want to be reminded that you’re so much more closer to a dirt bath? They not only got office parties, but they also had the traditional “over the hill” parties replete with funny gifts and tombstones, black streamers, black balloons and black cake. And now I feel bad because all that sounds like more fun than chocolate mousse and a whirl on the Wii. Sure everything starts out a mess but it always ends up great and hopeful and awesome with a big scene where the main character puts on a huge display of out-of-character-ness in front of the whole world and wins the day. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. You see, I’d never received flowers before. I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. But, as I said before, I was stupidly hoping for more than I got. I buy my employee’s a cake for their birthday, but that is out of my own pocket… our company doesn’t do anything for employee’s. We all have that one movie that changed our lives forever—the one we have seen countless times that we have memorized the dialogues and monologues of every character. Finally, the Sixteen Candles script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the John Hughes movie with Molly Ringwald. Anyone? I hope all your blogger buddies write down your birthday for next year!! Sixteen Candles (1984) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I didn’t get any b-day cards from my brothers and my parents are both dead. But each line is so uniquely attached to … Granted the chocolates were all broken and melted together when I got them, but it’s the thought that counts. ( Log Out / Sixteen Candles, on the other hand, is a coming of age story of a young teenage girl, Sam, and her journey through high school. Too bad he didn’t know that at the time***. Summary: Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. Unfortunately, we’re the type that don’t get much attention, but happy birthday my friend. Sixteen Candles (1984) Soundtrack 4 May 1984. Annie Hall Sixteen Candles Mise-en-scene is compilation of everything that appears on the screen from actors, lighting, props and costumes. I’m sending 41 virtual paddywhacks your way and the line starts right.behind.me. Sixteen Candles "Celebrating 'Sixteen Candles'" (38:04) is the first documentary offered on the DVD collection, and sets the disappointing tone for the rest of the supplements to come. The Breakfast Club is one of the greatest coming-of-age films of all time. Happy Belated Birthday. By comparison, my sister tells everyone…and somehow ended up with three family dinners and four separate parties by friends. While Netflix, one of the most popular video streaming services, only launched in the 1990s, we mothers had also gushed about nostalgic 80s teen movies. Sixteen Candles is an absolutely classic 80s romantic comedy that skyrocketed Molly Ringwald’s career, and made the world fall in love with Anthony Michael Hall, who played a … And honestly, I don’t know what I was thinking. I hate to say this but if you’ve hit 40 and had a sucky birthday, there’s a good chance that birthdays will suck for the rest of your life. I wanted all that planned for me and to just be taken out. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! I may be heading up your way next month to visit my sister, perhaps Gary and I can take you out for a belated birthday dinner? and many many more for ole mangina! Not really but I’m trying to find a silver lining for you. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. -Mark, Happy belated Birthday, by the way! When she arrived, they had a skeleton sitting in her chair with a wig on it. Sorry this one fell short…happy bday, amigo. Sorry I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday. Sorry to have missed your “big day”. Look on the bright side: maybe your friends are planning a big, 40th birthday blow-out for Fri or Sat night so you can really ‘celebrate’ without having to slog into work the next day. So, I’m filing this birthday away in the “suck bin”– along with my other craptacular milestone birthdays, namely my 18th and 21st. So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. 1h 39m. When the "dude-erus speaks, E.F. Hutton listens. I fuckin’ hate my birthday for a lot of the same reasons. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. I mean, I really didn’t get jack shit yesterday. To be clear, I was definitely NOT expecting this level of fete. Well, because I work in a family owned company who puts out monthly birthday lists, and birthday celebrants at the very least get a bagel breakfast (for you and all the office). This collection is perfect for classroom practice, auditions, and competitions. See more ideas about anthony michael hall, anthony, the breakfast club. Then today I read we do too. Happy bday! Not even any freeloader e-cards. Plus 24 more candles equals...? Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. I chalk up some of my misery to the day of the week. The well-wishing truly did mean a lot to me, as I was anticipating that everyone was just going to space off my special day. So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. DAMMIT! And then do you think that the ‘surprise’ party that my Mom laid on the next day happened by accident. Happy belated birthday. 255K. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. Buehller?? All the cliche. So belated Happy Birthday! Just look at movies like Sixteen Candles: it used to be only sort of bad to rape people. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Sixteen Candles is a 1984 American coming-of-age comedy film starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, and Anthony Michael Hall. 173. I suppose I could have foisted my birthday on the small group of acquaintances I have. John Hughes didn’t direct my life. If you can find something from another on of her works, that would be great too! Happy Belated! To fully appreciate Sixteen Candles, John Hughes's directorial debut, one must understand what films were like before the Hughes Revolution.. And for bigger birthdays, they’ll even sneak in and decorate your cube with banners and shit. You deserve lots of attention…hugs. I turned 45, bought a new toaster with my birthday coupon from Ace Hardware and then had dinner at Outback sitting at the bar, by myself, reading the Mets game. sixteen-candles.JPG. The ‘ surprise ’ party that my mom laid on the next day happened by accident lawnmower with Patrick.! 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